Cat Behavior Observer Pillows

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

'Five minute energy drink...for those times when you want to race around the house for no reason whatsoever.'

"My kingdom for a smart phone."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I love this time of day."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

The life of penguins.

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Hyenas as Pets

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Teach me not to care."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

The revenge of Russell

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Bad dog!"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."