Cat Behavior Observer Pillows

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

'Five minute energy drink...for those times when you want to race around the house for no reason whatsoever.'

"My kingdom for a smart phone."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Beaver tower

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Cat Show

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

The life of penguins.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

The revenge of Russell

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"