Pet Behavior Observer Pillows

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I know he was good to us, and all that, but there's no food in the house, and I'm freaking starving."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"Why's your cat called Cheap Loo Paper?"

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Bird Bath.

"Teach me not to care."

Hyenas as Pets

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

Parrot annoying dog.

"I think she's really into you."