Pet Behavior Observer Prints

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I know he was good to us, and all that, but there's no food in the house, and I'm freaking starving."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"Why's your cat called Cheap Loo Paper?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Beaver tower

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Bird Bath.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

"Teach me not to care."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The revenge of Russell

Hyenas as Pets

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Bad dog!"

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."