Pet Behavior Observers Pillows

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

The revenge of Russell

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"I think she's really into you."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

House cats touring the African safari.

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

Parrot annoying dog.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'