Pet Behavior Observers T-Shirts

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Beaver tower

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

The revenge of Russell

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Teach me not to care."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Bad dog!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"I think she's really into you."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Parrot annoying dog.

House cats touring the African safari.

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Huh! Nobody home!'