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'Well, just look at you two. Now which one of you do they call crabby?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

What does aloof mean?

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"Teach me not to care."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

House cats touring the African safari.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"I think she's really into you."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'