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Woman says cat is a great mouser.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Teach me not to care."

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

'Good book?'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Parrot annoying dog.