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"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

Cat Yoga.

"Pew researchers!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Bears catching fish

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."