Animal Observers Gifts

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Bears catching fish

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

TSA Noah

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.