Animal Observation Gifts

Alligators and Crocodile

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

'I might leave this one, my father died laughing after eating a clownfish...'

"I approve of protesters tying themselves to trees, where would we be without them?"

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Bat

"At last, it looks like things are starting to return to normal."

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'On second thought, let's try flying one more time.'

Once again, someone has taken all the little soaps and shampoos.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Don't come any closer or I'll jump. I swear I'll jump...'

Wordplay: Observation

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'Side dishes? No, we find our carrion entrees are satisfying enough.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."