Animal Watching Gifts

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

Room for one more...

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"Unfortunately, the premium for lemmings tends to be..shall we say...on the more expensive side."

Rabbit Divorces: 'No you get custody.'

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

"So near and yet so far!"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

'And that's why we make 'em sign permission slips.'

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Bipolar.'

"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'Sure I still have that old killer instinct,but I just don't have teeth anymore.'

Lets get out of here on the double

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Sheep drinking 'Lamb Rusco' wine.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Riding Accidents

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Kangaroos and Joeys

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"'Ram them.' That's your suggestion for everything."

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

Man to goose: 'Your speech on getting all your ducks in a row gave me goosebumps.'

Fastest slowest animal

A woman should be savored, like a fine wine.

'The sky is falling...'