Animal Watching Gifts

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

Room for one more...

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'I feel a joke coming on...'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"Unfortunately, the premium for lemmings tends to be..shall we say...on the more expensive side."

Rabbit Divorces: 'No you get custody.'

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

Playing game on Cow.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Bipolar.'

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

'And that's why we make 'em sign permission slips.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"So near and yet so far!"

Horn's Broke...Use Bell.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'No kidding! I was in that David Attenborough documentary too...'

Lets get out of here on the double

Sheep drinking 'Lamb Rusco' wine.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Sure I still have that old killer instinct,but I just don't have teeth anymore.'

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fastest slowest animal

Family looking at family of apes.

"'Ram them.' That's your suggestion for everything."

The Odd Couple.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.