Watching Wildlife Gifts

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Tourists

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Do me next."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.