Watching Wildlife Pillows

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Tourists

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do me next."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Now I really hate poetry."

Polluted geese