Watching Animals Pillows

'And I called 911 for him!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Painting clouds

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I think we may be related!"