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'And I called 911 for him!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Painting clouds

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."