Wildlife Watching T-Shirts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Life's a bench.

'What was I thinking? It's freezing out here!' When box turtles think outside the box.

Rare footage of a leopard changing its spots.

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

"...you're telling me you think it knows kung-fu as well."

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

"Wow. That Phil sure is lucky to be indoors on a night like this!"

Dave had never experienced nervous ticks until just before his nature channel debut

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Come on, come on!'

'...You say you hunt for food and not for sport? What a coincidence! So do we!'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

"Harold's easing into retirement."

New Deer Resolutions

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'Sorry guys, it's just procedure. We need a family member to identify the body, while it's still recognizable.'

'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'

'Anybody bring some catsup?'

'We have a stowaway.'

'Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?'

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

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