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"Switch the channel, dear, this show is scaring the bears."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Romantic Giraffes

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

Duck Hunt

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"