Wildlife Viewer Pillows

"Switch the channel, dear, this show is scaring the bears."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."