Wildlife Observers Pillows

Now! That's very good sweety!

Rams butting in bumper cars.

"He just sits there and stares at us. I don't know if he wants to be friends, or he's just taunting us. It tortures me not knowing."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Duck Hunt

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'I admire your floatibility.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"