Wildlife Watchers Pillows

Sportscasters on the Savannah

The natural selection process in golf.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Kitty Litter of the Great African Plain.

Ants watching human invasion.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

One day Adrian realized that he had perfected being a duck and it was time to learn something new. Becoming a predator seemed like a good idea.

Bear at a vending machine

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Too dressy?'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

The Jackal Lantern

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

"You know what, no need to fight, I'll let you win today so you can deal with them tomorrow: it's Valentine's Day..."

Little House on the Prairie Dog.

"I told her not to go on a diet! No way that eagle could have snatched her before..."

Golfer and the Eagle

Skeleton crew.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear watches as man fishes.

Carrion Camping

Ostrich with a black eye. Rabbit shaking his fist at the ostrich.

"It used to be for catching sheep. Now it's just because I love it."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Piranhaclaus

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"Look honey -- it's the first cassowary of spring!"

"I think we're in for a long winter."

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."