Wilderness Watcher Pillows

'Elliot, you fool! Sound the alarm! it's open season!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."