Wilderness Watcher Mugs

'Elliot, you fool! Sound the alarm! it's open season!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!