Wolf Watchers Mugs

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Bears catching fish

Piranhaclaus

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."