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'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."