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Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

'Okay, you stick to the old method Hank. But believe me, this is the future.'

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

"God, I hate to fly."

Ice breakers in the wild.

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'You must learn that not everybody is a salmon.'

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'

'Is he taking the piss?'

Natural selection.

"Why weren't you playing bereaved while I was playing dead?"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Ducklings paddling with one being left behind.

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'Touchdown!'

Beaver tower

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals.'

Trout fisherman snags moose

Monkeys at a disco - "I can therefore conclude that the primates are social animals."