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'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A mother and baby elephant

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Piranhaclaus

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."