'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'
Wildlife Watchdog Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wildlife watchdog? Our collection features fun, thoughtful items that honor their commitment to animal protection. Whether they’re a volunteer, a ranger, or an enthusiast, these products add a touch of humor and appreciation to their wildlife advocacy. Explore our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to inspire and celebrate their dedication to preserving nature's beauty.
Bitchbark Canoe
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
Swan Fairy Tales
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.
'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'
A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
"I dunno, looks like a trap."
"Sign my yearbook?"
"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"
Polluted geese
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
A mother and baby elephant
M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.
Fly Fishing
Piranhaclaus
Bears catching fish
'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'
Duck Hunt
"Mind the whale, dear."
He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
'I admire your floatibility.'
'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'
"Tallyho!"
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'
Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.
'We don't want you poking around here any more!'
"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."
Wildlife Watchdog Gifts Collection
Wildlife Watchdog Mugs
Explore our range of wildlife watchdog mugs—ideal for conservation lovers who want to start their day with a smile and a reminder of their important work.
Wildlife Watchdog Pillows
Check out our wildlife-themed pillows—cozy, witty accents that celebrate wildlife protection in style and comfort.
Wildlife Watchdog Prints
Browse our wildlife conservation prints—beautiful artworks that inspire and honor the dedicated wildlife watchdog in your life.
Wildlife Watchdog T-Shirts
Discover our wildlife watchdog t-shirts—fun and meaningful designs for advocates passionate about protecting animals and advocating for nature.