Ecological Watchdog Gifts

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Solar Frankenstein

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"You've changed."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'May the forest be with you.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

"The Nominees"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"What about my footprint?"

Shark food pyramid.

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."