Ecological Watchdog Prints

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Solar Frankenstein

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"You've changed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'May the forest be with you.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"The Nominees"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"He's so full of shit."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"What about my footprint?"

Shark food pyramid.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'You're looking in the wrong section.'