Water Watchdog Gifts

In the future, wars will be fought over water

'Hey, you in the cap-I see what you're doing! Out of the pool!'

'On second thoughts maybe now isn't the best time to be looking at cutting flood defences...'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"The Nominees"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"We wish we could drink the water."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Criminal waste of water

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

Horn of Plenty.

Never Source

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'It's a new design to save water.'

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.