Water Watcher Gifts

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

'What do you mean you're whale watching?'

"It won't catch fish."

it all started with a rubber duck in the bath tub

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."