Water Watcher Gifts

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

'What do you mean you're whale watching?'

"It won't catch fish."

it all started with a rubber duck in the bath tub

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Duck Hunt

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."