Waterfowl Watcher Gifts

Stork one-upmanship

"Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Duck Hunt

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Two vegans, please."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."