Water Fowl Enthusiast Gifts

Swan Diving

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Duck Hunt

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Did you get my tweet?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Egyptian Football

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Lifesaver!

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Could I have my Bill ?

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away