Water Fowl Fans Gifts

Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Marco ..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

A Stampedalo.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"