Fowl Fan Gifts

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Dogs and Chickens

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow on a drip.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Boarway Show

A cow with a Brazilian.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."