Fowl Fan Gifts

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Dogs and Chickens

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

A cow on a drip.

A cow with a Brazilian.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."