Foal Fan Gifts

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Wolf Karaoke

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Pond Dipping...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Old Frogs' Home

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."