Foal Fan T-Shirts

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Pond Dipping...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Fox hunting.