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Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Marco ..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fish mobsters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

A Stampedalo.

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"