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"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"His phone is right there, along with all his passwords. All we have to do is figure out a way to get it and then we can call for a rescue."

"I think your goldfish has a drinking problem."

"Are you thinking outside the box?"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Tuna funerals.

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Oh no...my husband! Quick, hide!"

Cat with a pegleg

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"He was a sea rescue."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Civilized Salmon

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'