Tropical Fish Fan T-Shirts

'No! You may not see a menu.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Banana Split...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Fish snorkling above water.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A Preschool of Fish

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'