Fishkeeping Fan T-Shirts

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'