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'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'