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"Leave the shaker."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Bloody Butcher

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'