Fishkeeping Fanatic Gifts

"Leave the shaker."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Bears catching fish

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A Bloody Butcher

'So who needs sonar?!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"She's just being Koi."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."