Fish Fanatics Gifts

"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."

'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'

Live goldfish for sale

"That reminds me - we need to start saving for college."

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

Garden Gnome taking all the fish out of the pond

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Need anything today?'

Fish caught in a snorkel.

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"Got outta jury duty!"

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"Don't do it! It's click bait."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

"You can always tell when they go away for the weekend."

'Be honest with me, Louis. Are you seeing someone else?'

Fish with a drinking problem.

'Stop This is crazy, We mustn't,'

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

'When I was your age, I had to swim to school!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Cod Psychologists.

'Wow, I love your new piercing.'

Man eats trophy fish on doctor's orders.

"Holy Mackerel!"

'Edna! Have you been feeding these fish raw meat again?'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Fishing Boat Derby

Fishes and Loaves

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."