Fish Aficionado Gifts

'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'

Man sees goldfish swimming in his IV bag.

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

The art of fishing.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

0% of the students in this school can find USA on a map.

Aquarium Religious Ceremonies

'Water and food! Maybe this is my lucky day after all.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"You're retaining water."

A tuner - not a tuna.

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

"We prefer to be called 'base line recycling engineers,' not 'bottom feeders.'"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

Small fish with a gun.

'Quick - you zig and I'll zag!'

'I'm ready for the back flip with double pike.'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

Man drops fish into a cats fish bowl.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Sardine funeral

Fish with human trophy on wall.

"it was amazing! The guy managed to feed over 5,000 people with only 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish! Fish! He can somehow conjure up fish!"

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

"First I offer them a menu, then an appetizer. Then I hit them with the main bait. I want to make this enjoyable for the fish, too."

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Goldfish cemetery

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."