Fish Aficionado Gifts

'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'

Man sees goldfish swimming in his IV bag.

The art of fishing.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Aquarium Religious Ceremonies

'Water and food! Maybe this is my lucky day after all.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

A tuner - not a tuna.

"You're retaining water."

0% of the students in this school can find USA on a map.

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

"First I offer them a menu, then an appetizer. Then I hit them with the main bait. I want to make this enjoyable for the fish, too."

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

"We prefer to be called 'base line recycling engineers,' not 'bottom feeders.'"

'I'm ready for the back flip with double pike.'

"it was amazing! The guy managed to feed over 5,000 people with only 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish! Fish! He can somehow conjure up fish!"

Man drops fish into a cats fish bowl.

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

Fish with human trophy on wall.

Sardine funeral

Small fish with a gun.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'Quick - you zig and I'll zag!'

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.