Fish Admirers Gifts

Evolved to Ski.

"...show some pride in yourself, Larry! We may be bottom-feeders, but we don't suck up to ANYBODY!"

'Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win one for 'the gupper'.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"She's just being Koi."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"Lap fish..."