Fish Enthusiasts Gifts

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

'They speak fish!'

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'There's something odd about that cod...!'

Fish hooking an old boot to a fishing line.

'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'

Beats me how he got mixed up with the mafia in the first place.

"I'm in the en suite!"

"My turn next!"

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

'Yawns sure are contagious!'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Fire at the Petshop

Gill's gag shop

Fish.

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Unhappy goldfish

'Just once I wish we'd practice safe sex!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'It just tears me up when those two fight like that.'

'It was hell! I thought I was going to die until they waterboarded me!'

'Well normally I'd say there's other fish in the sea but in this case you're screwed.'

Pet Circle

'You need to get out more.'

Football Fish

"Let's steal the bait and tug on the line. I love the profanity."

"Cool. Fish in HD."

Horror movies

"I brought my grandson a goldfish for his birthday. Next year, I'll buy him a tank to put it in..."

Cat eats date.

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

"Wow, that was some fart!"