Fishing Enthusiasts Gifts

Fish resembles the fisherman.

'Stay alert, the fish are smart.'

"Hey look! An ice hole!"

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

'She's not describing the one that got away, she's describing the flasher she just saw in the bushes.'

Special Regulations.

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

'What do you mean, there're no fish in here?' - 'Yeah, the crocodiles have eaten them all.'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Hook remover.'Hold still this won't take long.'

Two boys fishing in a river.

"They don't seem to be biting today."

"I used to think you were quite a catch, but I've decided to throw you back!"

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Penknife catching baby penknife.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

Urban Ice Fishing

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?'

Fishing good for mental health

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"Wow, look at the size of that thing!... Do you think we'll need a bigger boat?"

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"Let's call it a day."

"Caught much today?"

"You know very well what fish!"

"I hate the first day of fishing season."

"While you were on your fishing holiday with your pals I bought a new dishwasher!"

Robot Fisherman

The search for common ground.

The bad news is you've got worms. The good news is I'm an avid fisherman.

Now do you believe the alien abduction stories?!

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!