Fish Wit Enthusiasts Gifts

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

"Lap fish..."