Fish Wit Enthusiasts Gifts

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'