Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Okay, you stick to the old method Hank. But believe me, this is the future.'

I've got worms!

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

Business Fishing.

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

'Yes, I know food prices are crazy, but get out of the fish pond, Dear!'

'Remember what bait you used.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Fishing for Bull.

'Oh good morning dear! I was just slipping out to get you an anniversary gift.'

'Now that we've adjusted to the dampness, we just love this house.'

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Guy sitting on bank pulling up fishing line with sign from fish attached to hook reading' Got anything better than worms?'

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'Hey you, get back in the house! We have to work on our marriage!'

"He never talks about it...

'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'

What he really hoped to be someday was a TV news anchor.

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

"It's just typical of you Norman - No ambition!"

Fishing.

The Big Catch

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

'Fred,you catch the fish first,then you measure them.'

'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'

Pale Watery

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.